Archive for November, 2006
Barak Obama was one of 60 speakers invited to “share his views on AIDS, not abortion or any other issue,” the Warrens said in a statement issued by their Saddleback Valley Community Church. They added that Obama and Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kan.) will “present two different political perspectives” at the weekend “Summit on AIDS and the Church.” Chml Srucnoc fully supports Mr. Warren’s decision and believes that those critical of the decision, “are simply misinformed”. Ambasador Srucnoc is quoted as saying, “The evangelical community cannot find even two among its ranks who agree on every issue. To expect every speaker at a summit on AIDS and poverty to be so unified shows that (those expressing criticism) are out to lunch.”
November 30th, 2006
According to a chml-srucnoc blog post today, Chml Srucnoc has decided to get himself a new Zune, complete with FM Transmitter and other accessories. there were rumors of him later dancing in the streets, but as of this morning they were all unsubstantiated.
November 24th, 2006
Srucnoc has made a campaign issue by defending Google’s one-sided political contributions and content policies. Google, one of the world’s most valuable companies and a bellwether for the Internet revolution, continues to reject anti-conservative ads while accepting more liberal ones. Google has chosen to honor such important dates as Picasso’s birthday with a special front page logo while rejecting Veterans Day year after year.
When asked about his support of a company that would likely reject his ads in support of a more liberal candidate Srucnoc was unabashed. “If our country were to limit a private company’s speech we would cease to be free”. As of press time, Google had no comment.
November 23rd, 2006
Chml Srucnoc has finally commented on last month’s elections. It was an overall loss he said, though many libertarians and limited-government supporters were hopeful that government mistrust might chalk up gains for the party.
Per oregonLive
Libertarian activists pegged 2006 as an anti-government revolution, but they got only one piece of what they wanted: a handful of initiatives that limit government power to condemn private property. Broader property rights proposals, state spending caps and limits on politicians’ time in office all fizzled in last week’s election.
But limited-government advocates might run into a skeptical audience in 2008, public opinion experts say. Although voters are unhappy with politicians, last week they agreed to pay for more services and elected many Democrats.
November 19th, 2006
Chml Srucnoc has been working feverishly to hire away key .com execs to run his ‘grassroots’ Internet campaign but apparently, another candidate has beat him to the punch. According to an article this morning on Search Engine Roundtable, Mssrs. Demas and Johnson seem to have completely rebuffed the overtures by Ambassador Srucnoc and his tenacious staffers. Rumor has it that someone code-named “Fergey Frin” might be interested in signing on. The individual has become disillusioned by slaving away for an unnamed search giant for many years, yet he earns a paltry $43,723 with no high value stock options. Srucnoc had his sights on one “Flawrence Cage” earning a mere $35,042 but was rebuffed for political reasons. Liberal! Stay tuned! More news as events warrant!
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November 15th, 2006
Upon further review, it seems libertarians have never had a national elected candidate. This was such a relief to Ambassador Srucnoc, he decided to take a nap. It’s been a hard 18 months of campaigning. Nervous staffer are drawing straws to see who has to remind him that his election is still 2 years away.
November 12th, 2006
Leftist Sandinista leader Daniel Ortega, a U.S. Cold War foe, won Nicaragua’s presidential election with more than 38 percent of votes cast, according to a quick count released on Monday. Ortega enjoyed an almost nine-point lead over his closest rival Eduardo Montealegre, Washington’s favored candidate, the count said. Chml Srucnoc was outraged by the socialist win. “This is bad for Nicaragua and bad for the US” he said.
Ortega pulled in 38.49 percent and Montealegre got 29.52 percent in the quick count. The count had a margin of error of 1.7points. Ortega needs at least 35 percent of the vote and an advantage of 5 percentage points over his closest rival to secure him a first-round win.
“These results are final,” said Roberto Courtney, who headed the count, adding that Ortega’s lead was irreversible.
November 6th, 2006