Srucnoc Trys to Hire Former YPN Execs
Chml Srucnoc has been working feverishly to hire away key .com execs to run his ‘grassroots’ Internet campaign but apparently, another candidate has beat him to the punch. According to an article this morning on Search Engine Roundtable, Mssrs. Demas and Johnson seem to have completely rebuffed the overtures by Ambassador Srucnoc and his tenacious staffers. Rumor has it that someone code-named “Fergey Frin” might be interested in signing on. The individual has become disillusioned by slaving away for an unnamed search giant for many years, yet he earns a paltry $43,723 with no high value stock options. Srucnoc had his sights on one “Flawrence Cage” earning a mere $35,042 but was rebuffed for political reasons.
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