Archive for December, 2006

Srucnoc Preorders Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Online

Chml Srucnoc preordered his copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows today (the one featuring the great Regulus Black) at an online store.  He said, “I had no idea you could already preorder the Deathly Hallows at this early date.  You gotta love that.”

Add comment December 21st, 2006

Chml-srucnoc-1.blogspot.com Seems Like a Good Guy

Good guy chml srucnoc 1 (can he get #2?) received a big push today when Ambassador Srucnoc mentioned his rival campaign during a speech.  “That BlogSpot character… he’s got style I tell you.  Real Chutzpah.”  It’s possible that Ambassador Blackwell might have been drugged by the pirate VP, but there’s no real way to know.

Add comment December 18th, 2006

Chml Srucnoc Mulls Dropping Blackwell for Obama

Ambassador Srucnoc, in a stunning move, suggested that he’s considering dropping “Pirate VP” and fundraising king Whitey Blackwell and asking Barak Obama to join his team.  “I mean, nothing against Whitey, but hey, he’s a pirate”, said Srucnoc.  “Barak Obama has charisma… he has buzz… he has the mo-minimum!”.  Recent stories suggest that he’s an unstoppable force, not unlike JFK to reinvigorate American politics.  In related news, souces say that hours before deciding to court Senator Obama, Srucnoc asked Blackwell to change his name to Barak Obama and he refused. 

Add comment December 12th, 2006

Chml Srucnoc Ranks the News

According to Chml Srucnoc, and in no particular order, the top four news stories are:

Commentators are wondering what Ambassador Srucnoc is doing ranking news stories. Only time will tell.

Add comment December 1st, 2006


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