Chml Srucnoc Mulls Dropping Blackwell for Obama
Ambassador Srucnoc, in a stunning move, suggested that he’s considering dropping “Pirate VP” and fundraising king Whitey Blackwell and asking Barak Obama to join his team. “I mean, nothing against Whitey, but hey, he’s a pirate”, said Srucnoc. “Barak Obama has charisma… he has buzz… he has the mo-minimum!”. Recent stories suggest that he’s an unstoppable force, not unlike JFK to reinvigorate American politics. In related news, souces say that hours before deciding to court Senator Obama, Srucnoc asked Blackwell to change his name to Barak Obama and he refused.
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