Barack Obama Campaign Slogans
I got these via email today and thought they were a riot.
Choose Your Barack Obama 2008 Presidential Campaign Slogan:
- Please ignore the Middle-Easterny name.
- Because the whole “slow-witted Texan with a safe-sounding name” thing didn’t work out so well.
- Face it, America: It’s me or the Ice Woman.
- Once you go Barack, you never go back.
- Barack: Cultural Learnings of Books and the Enlightenment for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America
- Hey, what’s the problem? You elected Marion Berry *twice*!
- Not Hillary Clinton for president.
- Your last chance for a black president before the country’s overrun by Mexicans.
- Straight Outta Cul-De-Sac
- He beats Hillary hands down in the bathing suit competition!
- After our last president, we need one Hussein.
- Obama: Just pretend he’s Irish.
- Restoring English as the official language of State of the Union addresses.
- C’mon, you KNOW you want to see Trent Lott piss his pants!
- America: Movin’ on up!
- It’s time for a different B.O. in the White House.
- As American as imam’s apple pie!
1 comment February 16th, 2007