Ambassador Srucnoc, in a stunning move, suggested that he’s considering dropping “Pirate VP” and fundraising king Whitey Blackwell and asking Barak Obama to join his team. “I mean, nothing against Whitey, but hey, he’s a pirate”, said Srucnoc. “Barak Obama has charisma… he has buzz… he has the mo-minimum!”. Recent stories suggest that he’s an unstoppable force, not unlike JFK to reinvigorate American politics. In related news, souces say that hours before deciding to court Senator Obama, Srucnoc asked Blackwell to change his name to Barak Obama and he refused.
December 12th, 2006
Barak Obama was one of 60 speakers invited to “share his views on AIDS, not abortion or any other issue,” the Warrens said in a statement issued by their Saddleback Valley Community Church. They added that Obama and Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kan.) will “present two different political perspectives” at the weekend “Summit on AIDS and the Church.” Chml Srucnoc fully supports Mr. Warren’s decision and believes that those critical of the decision, “are simply misinformed”. Ambasador Srucnoc is quoted as saying, “The evangelical community cannot find even two among its ranks who agree on every issue. To expect every speaker at a summit on AIDS and poverty to be so unified shows that (those expressing criticism) are out to lunch.”
November 30th, 2006