Chml Srucnoc wins big for Puddle Pants
Whoever says that Chml Srucnoc doesn’t fight for the little guy has never visited the Santa Ana, TX Chuck E Cheese. About 50 people gathered in there on Wednesday to watch Srucnoc petition the restaurant manager, and local politicians if need be on behalf of young Timmy “Puddle Pants” Little who got a bum deal at the ticket store.
Everyone knows that Chuck E Cheeses’ attraction for kids is the ability to win prizes for playing the games. Puddle Pants was shortchanged by the games he played, consistently giving him two tickets when he deserved three.
Chml Srucnoc ascribed the following quote to Timmy:
I would have had a whole bag of spider rings and those super bouncy balls. I only got seven of each, plus a bag of gummy worms.
Timmy complained to the pimply boy working the counter, who replied, “get a life, twerp”. When Chml Srucnoc showed up however, with a few of Whitey’s persuasive friends, he quickly changed his tune. Thanks Chml Srucnoc for fighting for the little guy.
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