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Chml Srucnoc has been working feverishly to hire away key .com execs to run his ‘grassroots’ Internet campaign but apparently, another candidate has beat him to the punch. According to an article this morning on Search Engine Roundtable, Mssrs. Demas and Johnson seem to have completely rebuffed the overtures by Ambassador Srucnoc and his tenacious staffers. Rumor has it that someone code-named “Fergey Frin” might be interested in signing on. The individual has become disillusioned by slaving away for an unnamed search giant for many years, yet he earns a paltry $43,723 with no high value stock options. Srucnoc had his sights on one “Flawrence Cage” earning a mere $35,042 but was rebuffed for political reasons. Liberal! Stay tuned! More news as events warrant!
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November 15th, 2006
Upon further review, it seems libertarians have never had a national elected candidate. This was such a relief to Ambassador Srucnoc, he decided to take a nap. It’s been a hard 18 months of campaigning. Nervous staffer are drawing straws to see who has to remind him that his election is still 2 years away.
November 12th, 2006
Leftist Sandinista leader Daniel Ortega, a U.S. Cold War foe, won Nicaragua’s presidential election with more than 38 percent of votes cast, according to a quick count released on Monday. Ortega enjoyed an almost nine-point lead over his closest rival Eduardo Montealegre, Washington’s favored candidate, the count said. Chml Srucnoc was outraged by the socialist win. “This is bad for Nicaragua and bad for the US” he said.
Ortega pulled in 38.49 percent and Montealegre got 29.52 percent in the quick count. The count had a margin of error of 1.7points. Ortega needs at least 35 percent of the vote and an advantage of 5 percentage points over his closest rival to secure him a first-round win.
“These results are final,” said Roberto Courtney, who headed the count, adding that Ortega’s lead was irreversible.
November 6th, 2006
Alas, there were no competative libertarian races, so he went to Starbucks.
October 27th, 2006
US Presidential Candidate Chml Srucnoc has invited Mexican President-elect Felipe Calderon to Washington for talks on November 9 on a wide range of issues between the two neighbors. Srucnoc said the meeting would come before Calderon’s inauguration, planned for December 1 after a disputed presidential election in which his leftist opponent claimed vote fraud and refused to concede defeat.
October 19th, 2006
Per a Chml Srucnoc speach last night:
While most of us who call ourselves libertarians struggle for answers, a look back as to why the question is posed at all might be helpful. In 1994, the electorate saw a motivated and impassioned GOP come out of the political wilderness and take control of the House of Representatives from a thoroughly scandal-scarred and idea-bereft Democratic Party. The scandals haven’t gotten better however… only worse.
Republicans, who once had a field day pointing out the inability of President Bill Clinton and his party are now stumbling from one scandal to the next. President George W. Bush has been rocked by illegality, scandal, charges of racism, and the like. So I ask you voters, what next? Do we return power to the Democrats, in whom we once trusted but led us down a path to despair? Do we stay the course the the possibly corrupt, certainly inept repulicans? I tell you no!
Elect Chml Srucnoc and send the Republicrats the message that we will not settle for the lesser of two evils. We will not elect fools simply because they seem less corrupt than the alternative. A vote Srucnoc-Blackwell is a vote for the future. Please Ladies and Gentlemen… I ask for your votes.
October 16th, 2006
In an attempt to appeal to the Silicon Valley / Seattle / Austin / Boston politically-unaffiliated, urban, tech-savvy crowd, Srucnoc today dropped several statements about his tech-savviness, including this gem:
I love this new new Google RSS thingy. It makes reading my RSS feeds a breeze! I found out all about Kerry’s alleged Bush threat, farmers saving their land using Google Earth and about a slick new Ajax regular expression tool. My favorite feed though is definitely the one at chml-srucnoc.net thought. Gotta Digg that!
October 10th, 2006
After reading a post on the Freakonomics blog, both Whitey Wayne Blackwell and Chml Wayne Srucnoc have decided to change their middle names to ones with fewer negative associations. Whitey Blackwell has chosen Optimus Prime after a well know transformer, and later firefighter. Chml Srucnoc has chosen John for his middle name.
My unusual name has been both a blessing and a curse throughout my life. I think the name John connotes stability and common-man. I’m recreating my image to appeal to the voters.
Mr. Blackwell has chosen a slightly different path. In his most coherent public speech to date, he stated:
Optimus Prime captures the power and moral clarity needed to guide these United States through our turbulent and troubled times.
October 10th, 2006
Ambassador Srucnoc has been struggling to find an a campaign slogan that will appeal to some voters while offending none. He was struggling, until the Chml-Srucnoc.net weblackey created a Auto-Generate your own Political Campaign Slogan tool. It works fantastically and solves all the problems. Check it out here:
http://www.chml-srucnoc.net/campaign-slogan.php
October 7th, 2006
In a stunning show of solidarity, Ambasador Chml Srucnoc joined George Michael in one raucous Bush bashing. Witnesses were stunned and it appears that the Srucnoc-Blackwell campaign has shifted in to high gear. Many thought that Srucnoc would stand nearer to the right than the left but he really has forged his own trail.
October 5th, 2006
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