2008 Election Coverage

Chml Srucnoc Survives Ghetto Latte Scandal

Campaign Survives the Ghetto Latté Scandal.  Though somewhat tarnished after being captured making a Ghetto-latte at a Local Starbucks, Ambassador Scucnoc’s reputation has seemed to quickly bounce back in the minds of most voters.

The Srucnoc-Blackwell campaign switched explanations several times, talking first about how this shows the Ambassador’s fine stewardship of resources.  They next spoke of how relatable he was to our nations youth and finally settled on no comment / let’s-get-back-to-the-issues approach.  In a related story, Starbucks has recently raised prices due to a sudden increase in expenses, resulting from “increased and excessive creamer usage”.  When asked about the increase a campaign spokesman seemed flustered and said no comment.

Add comment October 4th, 2006

Srucnoc Spends Time(R) Advertising

After reading this morning that Time Magazine may be up for sale, Srucnoc began high level discussions with Time Warner Executives to purchase the publication with funds donated from the personal fortune of Mr. Blackwell.  A high-level official speaking anaonymously would only say that the offer price was “in the high 9 digits”.  Th interview became interesting when the official was asked why the campaign would consider such a large investment this early in the campaign.  At first he demured, but later, in a long and rambling distribe aluded to “free campaign ads” and “good karma”.  We expect news on the takeover to break later this week.

Add comment September 25th, 2006