Ambassador Srucnoc, in a stunning move, suggested that he’s considering dropping “Pirate VP” and fundraising king Whitey Blackwell and asking Barak Obama to join his team. “I mean, nothing against Whitey, but hey, he’s a pirate”, said Srucnoc. “Barak Obama has charisma… he has buzz… he has the mo-minimum!”. Recent stories suggest that he’s an unstoppable force, not unlike JFK to reinvigorate American politics. In related news, souces say that hours before deciding to court Senator Obama, Srucnoc asked Blackwell to change his name to Barak Obama and he refused.
December 12th, 2006
After reading a post on the Freakonomics blog, both Whitey Wayne Blackwell and Chml Wayne Srucnoc have decided to change their middle names to ones with fewer negative associations. Whitey Blackwell has chosen Optimus Prime after a well know transformer, and later firefighter. Chml Srucnoc has chosen John for his middle name.
My unusual name has been both a blessing and a curse throughout my life. I think the name John connotes stability and common-man. I’m recreating my image to appeal to the voters.
Mr. Blackwell has chosen a slightly different path. In his most coherent public speech to date, he stated:
Optimus Prime captures the power and moral clarity needed to guide these United States through our turbulent and troubled times.
October 10th, 2006