2008 Election Coverage

Chml Srucnoc Survives Ghetto Latte Scandal

October 4th, 2006

Campaign Survives the Ghetto Latté Scandal.  Though somewhat tarnished after being captured making a Ghetto-latte at a Local Starbucks, Ambassador Scucnoc’s reputation has seemed to quickly bounce back in the minds of most voters.

The Srucnoc-Blackwell campaign switched explanations several times, talking first about how this shows the Ambassador’s fine stewardship of resources.  They next spoke of how relatable he was to our nations youth and finally settled on no comment / let’s-get-back-to-the-issues approach.  In a related story, Starbucks has recently raised prices due to a sudden increase in expenses, resulting from “increased and excessive creamer usage”.  When asked about the increase a campaign spokesman seemed flustered and said no comment.

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